I’ve just found another reason why it’d be great if men could lactate. D is losing body fat all over while she breast feeds Pip. She’s eating like a horse, but Pip just drains it out of her and adds it to his already plump body.
Now if only I could get my otherwise superfluous nipples to make some milk, I might be able to loose some of my excess body fat, and still eat way too much ice cream. Although having to milk myself every day would be inconvenient, perhaps I could get some other part of my body to lactate constantly, then catch it in a bag. Wait, no, that just sounds disgusting. Ah well, I’ll just have to learn some impulse control!